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Surprisingly to some, many, if not most, of our WHN Exclusives are actually based on true facts and events ...even if they are, in some cases, alternative facts... This is particularly true of our political stories.
The World Headline News faced significant challenges over its 32 years of publication. Among these obstacles were contentious labor union negotiations (Ned's wife insists he take out the garbage), as well financial (we used only paper stock derived from the vast virgin forests of Greenland) and ecological (deforestation arising from the HUGE print circulation of the WHN) issues facing traditional print publications. Indeed, by 2013 the WHN had decimated the vast Greenlandic forests leaving only a snow covered mass (now called "Iceland" per tRump) of NO interests to anyone.... except tRUMP. As a result of the deforestation, the WHN transitioned to the 'electric', and paper-free, world of the “internet” in 2013 using electrons smuggled to us from Chernobyl, Ukraine by Hunter Biden.
BUT AFTER 32 YEARS, the loss of cheap electrons from Chernobyl, and more crucially, the accumulation of too much garbage, resulted in Mrs. Ander-Thal "suspending" the publication of the WHN in late 2025... at least until she can get Ned to take out the garbage.
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The WHN is SATIRE. Maybe good, or maybe bad, but it is satire… with strong whiffs of TRUTH… no, not Truth Social, but the REAL FACTUAL stuff... the kind that Trump seems to be allergic to.
The World Headline News was established by Ned Ander-Thal * on January 30, 1993 in Oakland, California, USA. Within months of its founding, the paper was forced to flee California and found a temporary safe haven in Albany, New York, USA. However, subsequent hard hitting WHN Editorials in 'Albania' resulted in the flight of the ‘newspaper’, and its founding family, to the (still) safe haven of CANADA ! in 2002.
Canadians, eh, being so nice, found it difficult to insist (ask yes, insist no) that the WHN go back to whence it came and the Albanian refugees continued to abuse this Canadian hospitality and to eat the maple dipped Timbits®...
1993
Ned Ander-Thal
The Fresh Face of Journalism
Ned Ander-Thal
The Wizened Man of Journalism today
The Other Founder: Before the Eye Transplant
* With the technical assistance of Mark D. Scott
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Obviously No INTELLIGENCE (Artificial or Otherwise) was EVER used during the 32 years of publishing of the World Headline News. All photos were individually HANDCRAFTED by an Albanian refugee (squatting within the cavernous WHN World Headquarters in Almost Washington State) using RECYCLED electrons obtained from potentially 'legal'-ish sources. While it may be hard to believe, the WHN was a drug (and gluten) free workplace. Bribes, and the less lucrative subscription fee, were always solicited, but (sadly) never received.
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