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January 1, 2021   •   Issue 144

2020 - In The Rearview Mirror

A Review of the TOP Events of 2020 as Covered by the World Headline News













WHN EXCLUSIVE: Mr. Trump's Partying at Mar-a-Lago on New Years Eve 2019.  Photo: Ned Ander-Thal, World Headline News © 2020.

Democracy on the edge?

"Cliff? What Cliff...."

Moscow Mitch Successfully Avoids Collision With Justice

March 16, 2020.  When asked at a White House press briefing by a reporter how he would rate his response to the pandemic, Trump responded:

“I’d rate it

a 10.”

(Actual Quote)

Captain/President Bligh:

"They [crew/Americans] respect but one law - 'the law of fear'... I expect you to carry out whatever orders I give, whenever I give them. The ship's company will remember that I am your captain, your judge, and your jury."

WHN EXCLUSIVE: "Ok, so hydroxychloroquine didn't work out all that well, but only because you scientist insisted on actually challenging my edict.... But, I tell you Fauci, this one is a real game changer. I personally guarantee to the American public if you drink this stuff, you will NEVER get Coronavirus! Hey, should you be drinking on the job?"  World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.

WHN EXCLUSIVE: In a Rose Garden address, followed by selected bible verses ("In the beginning there was Trump...") the White House announced that in time for the 2020 elections they will release new documentary of Trump's response to the dreaded Obamavirus. As will be documented in "THE VIRUS OF DEATH" investigative work by 'Sherlock Trump' conclusively proves that the "coronavirus" does not exist and that the USA was actually attacked by the deadly "Obamavirus". As 'Sherlock Trump' states in the stirring conclusion, "Science and truth MUST have no place in my America! ...that's why I had to fire all the scientists and inspector generals..."  World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.

WHN EXCLUSIVE:   As America Celebrated on July 4th, homes and bio-bunkers everywhere celebrated with beer (or in a few homes, lysol disinfectant) and bratwurst. The White House was no different... with the exception of the Wurst Brat also showed up and 'hogged' all delicious hot dogs provided by America's favorite chef Vlad M.R. Poutine ( a mysterious French-Canadian). Said Mr. Trump, "Hey, I am America's Top Dog so I deserve and WANT them all. It's not like there are any hungry people in 'MY America'." Chef Poutine agreed, "I told him he has to eat them all if he doesn't want the pee-pee tape posted on YouTube." World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.


2020 AMERICAN RUMBLE is set: Joe 'The Decent' Biden versus "Don 'The Punisher' Trump. World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.

WHN PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: President Trump walks from the White House to the podium to present his nomination acceptance speech. In his speech, the President preached patriotism, as narrowly defined by him, and 'Christian' values, as narrowly defined by the serial Adulterer-In-Chief: "Look I know sin, I've studied sin in depth and can say I know all the ins and outs of sin. Just ask Stormy...." World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.

Trump molded and then mirrored the American response to the virus......

Other Favorite 2020 Photos

March 1, 2020

75 Cases of COVID In USA

1 Death

December 31, 2020

20,128,000+ Cases of COVID In USA

347,787 Deaths

WHN EXCLUSIVE: Trump's "ELITE STRIKE FORCE" Legal Team during a typical brainstorming meeting. Mr. Giuliani in particular is noted for his hard thinking - which occasionally results in the release of a brown cerebral matter.  According to medical experts, this photographic evidence suggest that Rudy has "... sh#t for brains".  World Headline News © 2020 Ned Ander-Thal.

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