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Surrey (WHN) New photographic evidence produced by Donald Trump’s campaign confirms persistent rumors of Barack Obama and other enemies of America attending a secretive terrorist camp in Hawaii in 1979.

Indicating the depth of the conspiracy, these now confirmed rumors are supported by the newly discovered Official Hawaiian Birth Certificate found in the Abbottabad, Pakistan compound of Osama bin Laden following his faked assassination on May 2, 2011. The certificate, using the name of ‘Sam Ben Laden’, was found to be identical to that of Mr. Obama’s forged certificate.  Also of interest was a “Vlad M.R. Poutine” a purported ‘French-Canadian’ exchange student.  The Trump organization has tentatively identified “Vlad” as a Russian citizen and is currently trying to locate him within Russia.

In an obvious attempt by “Vlad”, “B.O.” and “Ben” to cover their tracks, a young, right-wing stalwart, Ned Ander-Thal has been clumsily photoshopped into the photo.  The ‘innocent’ Ned Ander-Thal, Editor of the World Headline News, denied being present during the group photo day.

Obama - Terrorist?

– Shocking New Evidence –

1979 Hawaiian Terrorist Camp

Donald Trump: “What did I tell you!”

May 16, 2016

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May 16, 2016   •   Issue 71