January 7, 2021 - Happy Russian Orthodox Christmas!*
Untold Tales... our photos that didn't make it to press in 2020
WHN EXCLUSIVE: Giuliani: "Yes, I like briefs. I didn't know she was only 15 because I had had a few drinks. That Borat set me up... I mean hidden cameras and all that - it was like an episode of 'To Catch a Predator'.
I found evidence on Hunter Biden's laptop that proves I was in at the the Four Seasons in Ukraine picking ups some geraniums when the alleged attempt on her briefs occurred. God, would some get me another bottle!" World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
Exclusive WHN Photos That Never Made It To Print In 2020
CHRISTMAS 2020 was a disappointment for many... Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Ted Cruz, Mark Meadows, Lindsey Graham, Mike Lindell, etc, etc, etc
But, we at the WHN don't want to disappoint our loyal subscribers, so we thought we would surprise you with a RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHRISTMAS (January 7) present.
In this SPECIAL ISSSUE, we 'present' [HaHa] NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WHN Exclusive Photos. Usually these stories were 'aborted' (we at the WHN are Pro-Choice) as fast moving events in Washington D.C., Mar-a-Lago, or at a secret Russian safe house (code name: White House) superseded the importance of these stories... with the photos then filed away...
WHN EXCLUSIVE: "I'm the BOMB... so watch out cause I'll blow you away if you challenge my November win. Georgia, I'm looking at you." World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: Senior staff say that "it is like walking on egg shells in the Oval Office these days." The fragility of the President's ego [Editor: eggo?] is driven Mr. Trumps inability to accept the outcome of the November election. The Senior Medical Advisor to the President is afraid that Mr. Trump might explode at any minute! World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: "Covid, covid, covid. That's all the public wants to talk about. But with Dr. Donny's COVID-Radicator, COVID is no longer a worry! Remember, vote for me this November... provided you haven't been blinded by our patented Super-Intense UV light...." World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: The White House has discounted American Intelligence Service in favor of Russian Intelligence. Why? A crack team of investigators (shown lower left) hired by the CIA, NSA and WHN has uncovered that Mr. Trump is, in fact, Russian Agent 004.5, code name 'Boris'. He is often accompanied by Trump girl 'Natasha', a mysterious Slovakian, often seen in the presence of 'Boris'. World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: Trump: "See I told AMERICA I would save the coal industry. Why, Santa's delivery just to me saved 2000 coal miners jobs. Just think how many tons of coal were delivered to my Elite Legal Strike Team! Rudy alone probably received the entire output of West Virginia - who by the way voted for me!. If I had another 4 years, coal would once again be KING... well, I would be King, but I would insure full employment in the coal industry." World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: The Firehose of Disinformation arising from Mr. Trump's legal team have set off alarms throughout the nation. The internets Bullshit Meter has been at peak levels since the November election. According to experts, continued flow at this high level may overwhelm the constitutional dam protecting democracy. World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
WHN EXCLUSIVE: Trump campaign signs decorate American cities as the Presidents surrogates fan out across the country. Melania proves highly effective in the deep red states. World Headline News © 2021 Ned Ander-Thal.
How Can BIDEN Even Hope To Compete?
Will BIDEN Be The END OF THE WHN...
"...all I got was coal..."
* Mr. Trump's Favorite Holiday!
"Hey, Mrs. Ander-Thal, where is my 1957 Triumph TR3!"
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