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2017 - Return to Glory

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Surrey (WHN)  As the January 20, 2017 Inauguration Date approaches, President-Elect Trump has been busy assembling his Cabinet and filling Federal vacancies.  Despite the stress associated with these endeavors, Mr. Trump and several of his 'closest' confidants shared their hopes and dreams for 2017 and beyond with WHN Political and LifeStyle Reporter Ned Ander-Thal.

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December 1, 2016

The Return to American Glory

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Exclusive WHN Report:

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Triumphant

President TRUMP Declares

Donald Trump: This is my dream for America. A God-fearing American GI eating a nutritious breakfast with his loving family.  And who is MORE American than Elvis Presley and his father Vernon and his grandmother Millie Mae.  This may have been taken in 1959, but 2017 is the New 1959!


Melania says I look like Gran'ma Millie Mae...  she is a mighty handsome woman.

Rudy Giuliani: This is my dream for America. Law and Order so that I can properly punish the enablers of illegal aliens and other things I don't like. We've grown soft and need to put the lead to the wall. 2017 is the New 1959!

2017 is the New 1959!

Kellyanne Conway: This is my dream for America.  The Donald needs a proper 'domestically sourced' First Lady.

2017: it's time for the New, New FLOTUS!

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Chris Christie: This is my dream nightmare for America.  This is all the thanks I get for being the first to support 'The Donald'?  Barely a Governor anymore and when my term expires I'll be back to the same job I had in 1959... Serving 'crow' at Bob's Big Boy. 2017 is the New 1959... and I hate it.

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Historical Note: While 1959 was a lovely year, Indochina was turning from a French Fry to an American Hot Potato... and not the kind that Grandma Millie Mae made .... leading to the less than pleasant, but musically great, 1960s.

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