RELAX!
Everything is "ALL(T) RIGHT"
Making the World RIGHT- Far Right
Nationalistic Governments and Movements ON THE RISE WORLDWIDE
February 21, 2025 • Issue 197 (of 200?)
WHN EXCLUSIVE: That HOPE: "Killing Him Softly With LOVE!" It has been Melania's plan as well, since their January 22, 2005 marriage, in hopes of legally doing away with the Burger King.
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World Headline News EXCLUSIVES
NOTICE: Beginning in 2025 the World Headline News will begin transitioning our main web address to www.thewhn.com. However, www.thewhn.ca will also remain live for the foreseeable future.
"Hey, people won't know the difference between a 1798, 2019 or 2025 WHN exclusive photo... This will save us literally BILLIONS of electrons which could possibly offset the global warming caused by Trump and Musk's gutting of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) regulations on oil, gas, water and air. In addition, I can layoff almost all the WHN staff - that will save me tens of dollars."
"Sorry Mrs. Ander-Thal,
YOU'RE FIRED!"
WHN EXCLUSIVE: As foreshadowed (repeatedly) by the WHN, the second Trump term is likely be highly autocratic; especially as Trump has, somewhat correctly, stated that he has a clear mandate from the voters. This coupled with the recent Supreme Court ruling stating the President has TOTAL immunity for "all Presidential actions" including killing, lying and stinky bowel and bowel related movements. © 2024 Ned Ander-Thal, World Headline News
Will America's Recurring Dream of Annexation, er, UNION With CANADA Be Finally Achieved?
WHN EXCLUSIVE: As President Trump pursues his AMERICAN MANDATE, the Smithsonian Museum has restored John Gast's 1872 painting "American Progress" to reflect Mr. Trump's "Man-a-Feast Destiny" vision for the his brave new world of SUPER AMERICA! Per Mr. Trump, "This restoration shows my love of Canada and how the SUPER AMERICA! will stretch from Panama to Greenland, and the Mar-a-Lago of the East, Gaza! We will however, leave Mexico alone as we need it for the SUPER AMERICA! internment camps." © 2025 Ned Ander-Thal, World Headline News
“[People] who say Trump is a threat to democracy are themselves a
threat to democracy!”
Elon Musk
October 26, 2024
Is Resistance Futile?
TRUMP SWORN IN AS 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT
Almost Washington State (WHN) February 21, 2025. It has began: The Gilded Age of Authoritarianism. An emboldened Donald Trump was sworn in as President, nay, KING of the United States at 12:01 pm (Eastern time) on January 20, 2025 and has, in just 30 days begun, what is likely, an irreversible change to American democracy.
Citing his God-Given Mandate [but not voter-given since the election was ultimately decided by ~400,000 votes in 8 states; Trump Quote: "I was saved by God to make America Great Again!"], Mr. Trump has rapidly laid out HIS VISIONS for AMERICA 2.0 by issuing HUNDREDS OF ROYAL EDICTS, er, Executive Orders.
THE EDICTS OF TRUMP, as they are now known, included: Authorization of Mass Deportations; Freezing Immigration; Reclamation of the Panama Canal; TALL Walls; Declaring an emergency on the US Southern Border and deploying active military forces to the border; Empowerment of White MALE Supremacy; Renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America; Invalidating the Constitution's 14th Amendment Birthright Citizenship clause; Withdrawing from the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Paris Climate Accord (Is NATO next?); giving full pardons to the violent insurrectionists of January 6, 2021; Ending efforts for Diversity, Equality and Integration (DEI); and many more.
Strangely, despite the clear support of KING Trump by the worlds TOP leaders (Putin, Xi, Kim, Oban, Erdogan and more) a few, obviously unpatriotic and deranged, people/countries have expressed concern about one or more of THE EDICTS OF TRUMP. Indeed, the Burger King© has claimed that Trump is a usurper to the American Throne and is simply the lackey of of the global billionaire Ronald McDonald. Mr. Trump in turn has stated: "I AM THE BURGER KING!"
ISSUES HUNDREDS OF ROYAL EDICTS
Almost Washington State (WHN) February 21, 2025. Despite worldwide 'reservations' (ok, FEAR) regarding THE EDICTS OF TRUMP as applied to the United State, TRUMP'S EDICTS are also poised to be THE MAJOR EXPORT of the USA to western European nations. To facilitate both the domestic implementation, as well as the export, of these "grand' EDICTS, KING Trump has appointed Elon Musk as The Fuhrer (in an attempt to give a bit of European flavor to the EDICTS) of Trump's newly created Department of Grifter Enrichment (DOGE). In this role Herr Musk has already executed the termination of thousands of Federal employees as well as axing humanitarian projects world wide.
Core to Herr Musk's worldwide crusade is the promotion of cryptocurrency (ooohhh, $Trump! and $Melania Coins!) and the RIGHTEOUSNESS of (HARD) RIGHT neofascist political parties to the people of Europe and other first world nations. Indeed, Herr Musk continues to spend hundreds of millions of dollars promoting ALT Right parties throughout the world in order to create the new Gilded Age of Authoritarianism led by Leaders who believe in their DIVINE appointment to the thrones of power and the forced, unencumbered, implementation of their visions and policies including their most extreme desires which is the expression of MANIFEST DESTINY (i.e., Expansionism/Imperialism) to lands beyond their current borders. For Trump, these lands include: Greenland, The Panama Canal Zone, Canada and most recently GAZA (the Mar-a-Lago Middle East!?) and UKRAINE.
TRUMPIAN MANIFEST DESTINY
Oh boy CANADA!
America's Newest and BIGGEST State?
FIRST THE PANAMA CANAL, THEN GREENLAND, GAZA, AND THEN THE BIG POUTINE!
TRUMP-MUSK EXERT UNLIMITED POWER • KING TRUMP REIGNS • RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS...
White House (left) CONFIRMS
TRUMP IS KING!
Almost Washington State (WHN) February 19, 2025. Following the proclamation of one of Trump's most recent Imperial Edicts (Formerly known as an Executive Order), the White House HAS CONFIRMED TRUMP'S PROMOTION FROM
PRESIDENT to DICTATOR to KING.
LONG LIVE THE KING.
(and an absolute Royal pain in the ass he is...)
WAIT TO BE DEPRESSED
or scroll by quickly
THE WORLD HAS ONLY ONE HOPE:
THE POWER OF LOVE! - TRUE LOVE!
MUSK EXECUTES • MANIFEST DESTINY • RESISTANCE IS FUTILE • LOVE WINS?
The Ever Changing News Feed of TRUMP 2.0...... This is at least the FOURTH rewrite of the February Issue!
WHN EXCLUSIVE: ....and this is why Trump is focused on killing the Department of Education. Knowledge is power, and you don't want the people to have power, you want to keep them blissfully (for the safety of the King) ignorant. © 2024 Ned Ander-Thal, World Headline News
Almost Washington State (WHN) February 21, 2025. “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” [George Santayana from The Life of Reason, 1905]. Truer words can not be found to describe the Trump era in 2025... which bears increasing resemblance to the eras proceeding World War I and II.
As the Great Powers of the USA and Russia now remodel the map of Europe - starting with Ukraine, but definitely not ending with Ukraine - without the input of the affected nations. Indeed, Ukraine is looking like 1938 Czechoslovakia where Hitler grab the Sudetenland in exchange for "lasting peace" as well as the victim of the 1939 Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact where Germany and Russia agreed to divide Poland between them. Per the early steps of the bilateral dissection of Ukraine, it appears that Putin will keep large chunks of Ukraine, while the USA is given free rein to appropriate the mineral wealth of Ukraine. Meanwhile, indications are that the THIRD great power, China, will likely be given (unspoken) permission (or in the case of the USA, a clear indication that it would NOT intervene) to exert full control of Taiwan.
Nations of Western Europe are already speaking openly about the need to prepare for the prospect of a wider European war.
Prelude to World War III?
RIGHT Lazy Ned and the WHN Celebrates
KING TRUMP and the Coming 4+ Years of
2015-2024 Reruns!
Ned Explores The "POSITIVE" Sides Of Trump's Re-Election:
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