JD Vance
Vice President



"Let's BLOW SH!# UP"
Trump Announces His
"EXPLOSIVE"
Cabinet Nominees!
WHN EXCLUSIVE: Office of Homeland Security released this photo of two unnamed young women who evaded detection entering the United States from abroad. Per a statement issued from incoming Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and Border Czar Thomas Homan: "We have demanded that the Biden Administration mobilize the entirety of the US National Guard to hunt down these LIKELY terrorists. Their use of clever, and sophisticated, disguises initially fooled America's computer systems into thinking they were distinguished foreign leaders, and personal friends of Donald Trump. However, our analysis of the photo proves beyond doubt that neither Mr. Putin or Mr. Kim Jong Un are transgender females - which of course will soon to be banned from civilized society." © 2024 Ned Ander-Thal, World Headline News
Almost Washington State (WHN) November 28, 2024. The incoming Trump Administration has raised concerns among American citizens living or visiting abroad as to whether they will be able to re-enter the USA after January 20, 2025. To prepare for their possible future exclusion from entering the USA, novel strategies are being employed. While some strategies are time honored and proven to work (e.g., enter Canada and sneak across the long, largely remote, border; or using 'coyotes' to enter from Mexico) some have adopted the use of sophisticated 'Mission Impossible'-like facial masks as shown in a photo released by the incoming Trump Administration.
Per incoming Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and Border Czar Thomas Homan: "We have demanded that the Biden Administration mobilize the entirety of the US National Guard to hunt down these LIKELY terrorists - who are probably on their way to Mar-a-Lago. Their use of clever, and sophisticated, disguises initially fooled America's computer systems into thinking they were distinguished foreign leaders, and personal friends of Donald Trump. However, OUR analysis, and Mr. Trump's intimate knowledge of the two, proves beyond doubt that neither Mr. Putin or Mr. Kim Jong Un are transgender females - which of course will soon to be banned from civilized society."
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November 28, 2024 • Issue 193 (of 200?)
AMERICAN RIGHTS: Anxious Never-Trumper Americans Living/Visiting Abroad Deviously Plot Ways to Re-Enter TRUMP'S AMERICA
The Art Of Circumventing Trump's Facial Recognition

Matt Gaetz
Attorney General
Tulsi Gabbard
Director of National Intelligence
Robert Kennedy Jr. Health & Human Services
Lee Zeldin
EPA Administrator
Pete Hegseth Defense Secretary
Kristi Noem
Sec. of Homeland Security
Marco Rubio Secretary of State
Elise Stefanik
UN Ambassador
COLOR CODE: DOES / DOES NOT
Require SENATE CONFIRMATION
Stephen Miller
Deputy Chief of Staff
Elon Musk
Gov't Efficiency Co-Czar
Vivek Ramaswamy
Gov't Efficiency Co-Czar
Susan Wiles
Chief of Staff
Thomas Homan
Border Czar
Michael Waltz
National Security Adviser
Bill McGinley
White House Legal Counsel
Dan Scavino
Deputy Chief of Staff
Taylor Budowich
Deputy Chief of Staff
James Blair
Deputy Chief of Staff






Brooke Rollins
Sec. of Agriculture
Doug Burgum
Sec. of the Interior
Scott Bessent
Treasury Secretary
Pam Bondi
Attorney General
Lori Chavez-DeRemer
Secretary of Labor
Howard Lutnick
Secretary of Commerce
Sean Duffy
Sec. of Transportation
Doug Collins
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Chris Wright
Secretary of Energy
Linda McMahon
Secretary of Education
Scott Turner
Sec.Housing/Urban Development
Russell Vought
Office of Management and Budget



Likely to REALLY Blow Things Up and Will REALLY Enjoy Doing So!
Most lack any real qualifications or necessary experience to run the agency they are charged with. Place LOYALTY TO TRUMP above LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION.
These Individuals place LOYALTY TO TRUMP above LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION. Will destroy institutions from within as directed by Trump.
These Individuals place LOYALTY TO TRUMP above LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION. Will disrupt institutions from within as directed by Trump and ignore established science and legal precedents.
These Individuals place LOYALTY TO TRUMP above LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION. Typical YES-Men/Women. Will take hardline stances as directed by Trump and support the Trump ECHO Chamber.
These nominees may actually place LOYALTY TO THE CONSTITUTION above Loyalty to Trump. While mostly conservatives, they will likely operate within established norms. These individuals are, however, the MOST LIKELY to resign or be fired within the first two years of the Administration.
Withdrawn
PROJECT 2025
Rabid Neo-Fascist
KILL Public Education!
Make Money OFF Education
Climate Change is a HOAX!
Business over Environment
Vaccines BAD!
- Raw Milk GOOD!
Putin Good!
'Jobs' for 17 Year Old Girls!
Fox News Host, Anti-DEI & Anti-Women In Military
Billionaires Using Trump For Personal & Corporate Gain
Surprisingly Moderate
Competent Businessman
Will Treat Immigrants Like She Treats Her Dogs
John Ratcliffe
CIA Director
Not Bad - But Not Great
Fox News &
Former MTV Star
Reasonable Choice
Perplexing: Both Pro-Drilling & Pro-Carbon Neutral
Climate Change is a HOAX
Drill, Frack, Drill
Pastor & Former NFL Player
Promised to Keep Whackos
From Oval Office
Reasonable Choice
PROJECT 2025 & Father of Child Separation Policy
PROJECT 2025
Author & Proponent
PROJECT 2025 & Believes in Omnipotent President
Historically Pro-Ukraine
Reasonable Choice
Flexible Belief System
(What Does Trump Say?)








Worked for Trump Since 2008
Worked for Trump's Save America PAC
Was Political Director for Trump campaign
Reasonable Choice
& Future Impeachment Witness
PROJECT 2025 Advocate with the SUPER Ability to Rationalize Anything and Everything and act offended by even the simplest question!
Ned outlines Trump's picks for his WHITE HOUSE Cabinet and Advisors and rates them as to whether they:
"WILL BLOW SH!# UP!"
"Prosecute the Prosecutors"
FLORIDA... 'nuff said?
Looks Like She Has Failed Already!
Unsurprisingly, Editor Ned Ander-Thal, a former CIA, MI6 and KGB operative (all concurrently), was able to track down these nefarious relatives, er, putative terrorists. One of the 'terrorists', was discovered to be currently training at a proven liberal indoctrination camp (i.e., University) in the Czech Republic. Because of this clear crime, she is uncertain that come January 20, 2025 she will be allowed re-entry into the United States: "I'll have a LIBERAL ARTS degree that was obtained at a university in a foreign democratic country... I think that may qualify me 'an enemy of the the MAGA state'!". The second 'terrorist' is, surprisingly, a well-to-do financial analyst from Texas who REFUSED to vote for Mr. Trump in 2024. Confident of the pending VICTORY of Kamala Harris, this (now) criminal departed the USA to visit her terrorist sister in Europe and was then faced with the harsh reality of returning to "NEW TEXAS". This unnamed young woman stated: "You-all know that in NEW TEXAS not vote'n fer Trump has become a hangin' offense. My only hope is to sneak back into Dallas and pretend I never left."
Fearful of retribution by the incoming Trump administration, these young women utilized highly sophisticated tools to successfully fool the facial recognition software currently employed by the US government to gain re-entry into the USA. Surprisingly, these efforts also resulted in an initial offer of a free State Dinner at Mar-a-Lago as honored guests of President-Elect Trump... that was then rescinded when Trump Advisor Steven Miller pointed out that it appeared that President Putin and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un appeared to be transitioning to being transgendered women, something that violated the MAGA-Carta of 2024 (as well as the Mar-a-Lago dress code). Future Secretary of State Marco Rubio refused to categorically state whether the gender dystrophy of President Putin and Supreme Leader Kim will affect relations between President Trump and Russia and North Korea... He would only say, "That's what Nukes are for...".

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NOTE: Names were withheld from the above report to protect Chloe and Aubrey Scott from expulsion from Mar-a-Lago and internment in the coming Noem-Homan Internment/Summer"Y" Camps.*
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